Just a very short post with an inordinately long, uninformative title
The ringleader of the Catholicism cult is buggering off to Turkey. Dunno why; ringleaders do this sort of stuff all the time. There are a few little oddities about this particular jaunt, however. The boss of Turkey has decided that he is too busy to Pope it up and has more pressing business in Estonia, which, like, sure. Estonia? Come on Mr. Erdogan, are you the premier of Turkey or the Markko Martin fanclub?
Another oddity about theall expenses paid propaganda junket trip is the actions of Ibrahim Ak, who fired a gun in the air to protest at the Pope's visit. Not a well-balanced individual, our Mr. Ak. Not only is Mr. Ak quoted as saying in several of the news stories regarding the incident that he wanted to strangle the Pope, which is an understandable sentiment, but not a particularly easy task to carry out using a gun; he is also quoted as saying "I am happy to be a Muslim."
Another oddity about the
Not sure how this relates to the Lord of the Altar Boy Molesters. We have a boilermaker here from the Shaky Isles; I'm fairly chuffed about being Australian so I might egg his house.
Finally, of the sixty six news articles in papers around the world which Google News decided were related to this story, only the Jerusalem Post mentioned the word 'Muslim' in the headline.
posted by Dirk at 1:57 am
2 Comments:
When Mr Ak said he wanted to "strangle the Pope" that actually meant he wanted to masturbate. Also being "in Turkey" is a euphemism for anal intercourse which explains why many Australians visit Bali. Seriously though - slagging off the Pope and the Catholic church in general is definitely NOT the way to secure a place in heaven!
Wasn't the last pope shot by a Turk?
Ya think they'd learn. But I guess when you've got little boys on your mind getting shot by a unhinged muslim is down pretty low on the priority list.
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