For the last time

Some of you may already know what I think about memes. Some of you, quite clearly, do not. Be that as it may, because she asked so nicely and because I could never resist an intelligent woman who likes boxing and pours drinks for a living, I have decided to descend from my lofty perch and give JenJen's meme a whirl.
25 Questions:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4

• OK, did it. Wanna know what it says?

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you find?

• That it hurts when you put your left arm through a wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

• Dunno, the news I think. Also, shouldn't that question read ' What was the last thing you watched on TV?'? Mixing tenses, tut.

4. Without looking, guess what the time is.

• OK.

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

• 5.36a.m.

6. Witht the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

• The airconditioner, some crappy JJJ 'satire' called Space Ghost.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

• Do I get to skip a question? Doubling up makes it 26. Anyway, it was about half an hour ago to check on a battery I've got on the charger for the GPS base station.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

• TSSH

9. What are you wearing?

• Firstly, let me say that I am surprised that it didn't occur to me until question #9 to copy and paste these questions rather than type them in manually. Anyway, I'm wearing whatever you want me to baby, and I'm hot. Or work clothes. Pick one.

10. Did you dream last night?

• Probably.

11. When did you last laugh?

• I never laugh. I have no sense of joie de vivre, however you spell that.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

• Paint, dust, prints, photos.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

• Yes.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

• Read the opening sentence of this post. Click the link.

15. What is the last film you saw?

• Quite Ugly One Morning.

16. If you turned into a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

• Two hours of Halle Berry's time. No talking allowed.

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.

• I was investigated over the Russell Street bombing.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you do?

• Ban memes.

19. Do you like to dance?

• I dance like an epileptic duck. It's fun sometimes.

20. George Bush

• Kate Michael

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

• Home. Every night by 6p.m.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what would you call him?

• Bob. Or Tom. Or Bill. Anything normal and spelt correctly.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

• Absolutely.

24. What would you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

• I told you I existed.

25. 4 people who must also do this theme in their journal.

• Firstly, it's a meme, not a theme. The inclusion of the word 'journal' is a worry, too. I'm not inflicting it on anybody.