Ooooopsy

Could there be any more embarrassing position to be in than that of the failed suicide bomber?
Imagine; you've spent months sourcing your supplies, you've been brainwashed instructed on the necessity of your actions by your Imam cell leader, all your fuckwit mates co-conspirators are glued to the news channels waiting for the story to break and you've put a band-aid on your conscience made your peace with Allah
At the right moment you stand up, shouting "Die, infidel scum!" - CLICK!
"Err... Allah Akbar!"CLICK
Mumbling now, "Stupid Hassan, I told him to get the solar fuses from Dick Smith's but no-o, he had to get them from Tandy's because they were cheaper" CLICK! CLICK!
Running now, "Hassan, like you are gorn! You are so fucking gorn!" CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!
Meanwhile, up in Heaven, in the virgins' dorm Leila and Majiyah and the gang are somewhat distressed, "Hurry up! It's acetone peroxide, for Allah's sake, how difficult can it be! Habib over on the Gaza Strip is booked in for Tuesday morning and his guys are good! They can make ANYTHING explode! If he gets here first all the good ones will be gone!"
"And he doesn't even clean his teeth!" wails Maryam.