Don't tell anybody
The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.
I'm so embarrassed. They probably won't let me go pig-chasin' no more.
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Oh dear. You know you're going to have to hand in your ute keys now.
I know, I know, they've already confiscated my Akubra.
Fair's fair, Russ mate - I've got a dead motor vehicle in my back yard and I've been known to kill my own food. And saute it in a little balsamic vinegar and roasted paprika.
I got twenty percent. One fifth of me want to shop at Aldi.
Get it tattooed on your bicep, that's gotta be worth 10% by itself.
Tony, I had to Google Aldi. Looks like the spiritual home of the semi-dried tomato.
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