News roundup

It seems the Emperor has found another reason to invade Iran.Meanwhile, incidents like this are by no means uncommon. The U.S. military isn't saying the chopper was shot down, but then, they didn't say that they were in Cambodia or Laos, either. With this and Iraq, you would think that they had their hands full already, but Junior seems to be itching to rumble again.
This woman was somewhat larger than life. Most of the news stories portray her as exotic. I think she was a hypocritical bitch who happened to be good looking. I'm glad I don't live in Seppolia.
Of course, if the bastion of free trade, the U.S. adopted a dirty pinko, lefty subsidised healthcare scheme like the PBS (NOT the one that has Jim Lehrer on it), then Canada wouldn't feel the need to ban bulk exports.
I'm not sure what all the fuss is about Maria. It seems to be a case of fame making girls prettier. She is by no means plain, but I wonder how much attention she would get as a redhead? I like Venus, though. She comes across as confident without being arrogant and always gives respect to her opponents. You wouldn't think she and Serena were sisters.
I hope Lley-Lley spanks Roger. I'm probably the only person in the world who actually likes Lleyton. I've got nothing against Roger, but gee, he's a boring bugger, isn't he?
Update: The spell-checker passed Lley-Lley but balked at Lleyton. Go figure.