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In the tradition of cerebral comedian extraordinaire Jeff Foxworthy's You might be a redneck if... routine, here is my You might be getting tired if...
O.K., here goes *adjusts mike and shuffles awkwardly in the silence that follows "...and how is everybody doin' tonight?" *

You might be getting tired if...

• You don't know what day it is, literally.
• You catch yourself arguing with a talkback host. The radio is not turned on,
• You blink while watching First Edtion on Sky News. At the end of the blink, Five Live is on
• You spend ten minutes watching a Japanese Manga cartoon on TV. Then you realise that the 'TV' is, in fact, the touchscreen for the GPS guidance system, which is a static display.
• You don't recognise blatant sarcasm in a comments thread. (private joke, I made a dill of myself)

I did all of these things this week, no illicit substances were involved.

That's all your getting today kiddies, should be last nightshift tomorrow night, the Good Lord willin' and the creeks don't rise, then it'll be back to normal.

For a while.