Cheerleader Porn

Following a recent discussion in the pub, I had cause to embark on my first ever porn trawling expedition. Now, I've had occasion to have an occasional glance at pictorial representations of consenting adults poking their parts at each other, but porn has never really rowed my boat; if I ever get the urge to throw myself around the lounge room (which is rarely) I like to believe that I have enough memories of actual events to think about without resorting to google-searching for inspiration.
Be that as it may, my little research expedition taught me a few things.

1. People have very diverse opinions on what constitutes 'sexy'. Myself, I think a lot of these things constitute waste disposal, but hey, who am I to judge?
2. Some of these opinions are somewhat disturbing - promoting incest as stimulating is a bit scary, to say the least. Seventy year-old ladies are nice, too, but I don't particularly want to... well you get the idea.
3. Anybody who can't find child pornography on the net probably can't find the 'on' button. See, there are these sites that have lots of photos illustrating the various categories of porn that they have linked to. Every single one of them, bar none, had photos of girls who could not possibly have been close to the age of consent. In fact some of them looked like they had yet to reach double figures. Most of these pictures were of the girl alone, but when there was someone else in the photo (particularly with the very young girls) it was always a grey-haired old man. I wasn't game to take my 'research' further because I didn't want to be caught up in some international sting so I don't know what is going on at the sites they are promoting, but I doubt it is very tasteful.

Now, what I'd like to know is, how do these people get away with it? These are not 'secret' sites where you have to be able to sneak under the radar to access them. These sites leap out in front of you whether you're looking for them or not. Surely they must come to the attention of whoever it is that looks after these things. I may be (am) naive, but I'm not fuckin' stupid, the technology exists, surely, to find these people. Or at least block their sites. I mean, if you block them often enough, it must become uneconomical to keep opening them.

Apart from all that, how could you possibly find that sort of shit exciting? I reckon I'm pretty open-minded, I very rarely get cranky at anybody and I'm certainly tolerant of other people's foibles and opinions, but these people are sick cunts. I'd like to personally kill all of them. Slowly.

Guess that makes me a sicko, too. Aah well.

Which reminds me of a (very old) joke:

Two social workers are walking down the street when they hear moans coming from up an alley. Going to investigate, they find a businessman who has been mugged. His face is bloody. His suit is ripped and torn. He is barely conscious. The first social worker turns to the second social worker and says "Wow, whoever did this really needs our help!"