I'm not dead. What I've been up to is none of your business, so shut the fuck up. I'll probably tell you about it one day, anyway. (That should shut those nagging bitches up. They probably don't put out anyway.) (Or do the dishes) (Or cook.))
Glad to see you're still amongst the land of the living (if only temporarily - the'ms fighting words! or rootin' words! Either way sees you in trouble).
Seriously, I had some scenarios in my head. I'm looking forward to them all being proven wrong (hopefully).
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It's about time you woke from your drunk and posted.
Hope everything is OK.
hehe. His right about two out of three!
Glad to see you're still amongst the land of the living (if only temporarily - the'ms fighting words! or rootin' words! Either way sees you in trouble).
Seriously, I had some scenarios in my head. I'm looking forward to them all being proven wrong (hopefully).
gah pissed bloogin. coherency gone. Dirk alive, pass out
(the drunkenness of the poster concealled to, um, conceal the drunkennesss of the poster)
ths all seems rather funny now. all the coherent shit i was gonna say has evaporated. no doubt i'll be embarrassed in the morning
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