I want more stuff; where's my stuff?

Peter Costello can lick the sweat from my balls. He's a cunt. Of course, only he could run the economy responsibly, Labor have never had any economic credibility (Hands up if you remember who floated the dollar. Keep it up if you know who was the first treasurer to bring down a surplus budget. Keep it up if you remember who deregulated the finance sector. Keep keeping it up if you remember the reaction of the [Liberal Party candidate breeding ground] financial sector. Keep keeping it up if you know on whose coat-tails Costello rode for seven or eight years.), no, only Costello could have artificially created a couple of surpluses by selling off income generating assets. Only Costello could have ridden the Chinese boom, allowing us to have an even more commodities driven and dependent economy.
After the armchair ride that he's been given for eleven years, what does the cunt do? Give everybody in Australia a big fat handout.
Except me.
Cunt.
All you overpaid IT/ public service/ other cunts get from about $30 to over $100 a week. All you poverty stricken brain dead morons on under $40k a year (whom I am already subsidizing, through..., ummm..., subsidies and stuff) get about $40 a week. What do I get?
$9.96.
I don't get any Family Tax Benefit, or that other one. You know the one. The one that I'm not eligible for. Nup. Nothin'. Not even a blue beer ticket. You can all get fucked. Up the arse. With a post hole digger.
Of course Costello is basking in the glory and nobody has woken up to the fact that the big tax break he is giving you is no more than playing catch up. When is some far sighted genius of a treasurer who, by definition, agrees with me, going to index the tax brackets to inflation? As the system stands the tax system gets greedier year by year until whoever the treasure happens to be at the time gets a chance at glory by putting the tax level back where it used to be.
I'll tell you what else he should have done, because you learn these things before they let you drive tractors, he should have made income splitting the default taxation position for single income families. He should have introduced twelve months paid maternity leave. He should have done something to alleviate the coming, inevitable, bust that follows a commodities boom. He should have doubled the budget of the CSIRO. He should have invested more into ethanol/ bio-diesel research. In fact, anything that will make us less dependent on oil would be good.
Our own reserves are running out and they aren't making any more, so we should be doing more about alternatives now, before we need them. Putting your fingers in your ears, closing your eyes and going "Lalalalalalala." really loudly won't make the problem go away.
But most of all, he should have given me more stuff.