It is the will of Allah, or some shit like that

In a day of action which totally demonstrated that Islam is an enlightened religion and totally not a collection of primitve superstitions, the other day in Saudi Arabia three hundred and something pilgrims on the Hajj got spread out like Vegemite as they were piffen yonnies* at three pillars which represent the Devil. Or something.

Some of these pilgrims are Doctors, scientists and chemical engineers - and they do this shit. Matter of fact, it s apparently compulsory. Dickheads.

Not that I would be throwing too many stones if I were a Catholic - ritual deicide, anybody? Lie, cheat and steal all week and go to heaven anyway 'cause you said "sorry." to God. But you don't even get to play until some kiddie fiddler in a dress sticks your head in a bucket of water.

I am so going to start a cult.

*That's 'chucking rocks' for those of you not familiar with the northern suburbs of Melbourne