Don't bother reading this

I just want to see if that email update thing works. As I post only sporadically, it will probably do nothing to increase traffic, which most people seem to be concerned about, but instead will ensure that anybody who is actually interested doesn't miss out on anything. If you have missed out on anything on this page in the past and it bothered you, you are probably a sad and lonely individual with very little going for you: end it now.
Update: this is the first post I've ever written that the spell-checker didn't pick on.