Not so happy snaps

OK, so this is the second go I've had at using this photobucket thingy. I've shrunk the image sizes by varying degrees to see if I can fit 'em in. The first shot is a nekkid piccy of me (are you excited yet?) This was about as colourful as the bruising got, but the swelling kept increasing in size for another six or seven days.

I'm not confident on this one at all. It's supposed to be smaller than the first one, but it's huge in the little preview thingy you get to see before it's posted. Photobucket wouldn't lie, would they? It is supposed to be another bruise shot, but we'll see.

And the final one is what a helmet looks like after I've worn it for a while.