Shocked and Stunned

Here are a few occasions when kids have made me uncomfortable:

1. When teasing a ten year old girl about Guy Sebastian or whatever it's name is that won Oz Idol, (was the competition so bad that it was the best they could come up with?) I told her that "Guy sucks." Her reply? "He doesn't suck, he licks!"
2. Way back in the eighties, while drunk at a friends daughters tenth or eleventh birthday party I was conned into giving shoulder rides to the official attendees. Selecting the smallest and most angelic of the girls I put her on my shoulders and took her for a lap around the outside of the house, as instructed. Outside, in the dark, where no-one could see us, the following conversation took place;
Angelic Little Girl: You know those girls inside?
Self: Yeah.
ALG: They probably think you're fucking me.
3. Same party, later in the evening, when I had calmed down a little, (remember: eighties, tight pants) I was laid back on the couch when another Angelic Little Girl leaned over and said to my girlfriend, who was sitting next to me, "Gee, your boyfriend's got big balls."

And the point is...the bit at the front of an arrow.