Yay! I'm a Victim At Last!

I was reading last weeks edition of Queensland Country Life today and read an article that said men in Australia died younger, had a higher incidence of pretty much every disease going and were more likely to have stress-related illnesses. Not indigenous men. Not gay men. Not homeless men. Not refugee or migrant men. Just men, which includes ME!

So now I'm officially a victim, where do I sign up for my benefits? Who's leading the class-action to sue those evil bastards who are depriving me of the right to piss and moan to same age as those oppressors of equality - wimmyn?

It's taken many, many years, but now I finally feel that I belong because now I'm a victim too!