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    2006 FIM FIAT VANS BRITISH SPEEDWAY GRAND PRIX 03.06.06
    1 2 CRUMP, Jason 25
    2 8 JONSSON, Andreas 20
    3 11 HAMPEL, Jaroslaw 18
    4 5 HANCOCK, Greg 16
    5 6 PEDERSEN, Bjarne 12
    6 1 RICKARDSSON, Tony 10
    7 13 ZAGAR, Matej 9
    8 9 NICHOLLS, Scott 8
    9 10 LINDBÄCK, Antonio 8
    10 7 GOLLOB, Tomasz 7
    11 3 ADAMS, Leigh 6
    12 12 RICHARDSON, Lee 5
    13 15 IVERSEN, Niels-Kristian 5
    14 4 PEDERSEN, Nicki 4
    15 16 STEAD, Simon 3
    16 14 PROTASIEWICZ, Piotr 3


    SPEEDWAY GRAND PRIX 2006

    1st CRUMP, Jason 20 25 25 25 95
    2nd HANCOCK, Greg 5 20 20 16 61
    3rd PEDERSEN, Nicki 25 14 16 4 59
    4th GOLLOB, Tomasz 18 9 18 7 52
    5th HAMPEL, Jaroslaw 4 16 8 18 46
    6th JONSSON, Andreas 8 5 10 20 43
    7th ZAGAR, Matej 9 18 4 9 40
    8th RICKARDSSON, Tony 16 6 4 10 36
    9th ADAMS, Leigh 10 7 11 6 34
    10th NICHOLLS, Scott 9 9 5 8 31
    11th PEDERSEN, Bjarne 5 6 7 12 30
    12th LINDBÄCK, Antonio 9 2 6 8 25
    13th RICHARDSON, Lee 8 4 0 5 17
    14th IVERSEN, Niels-Kristian 2 6 4 5 17
    15th PROTASIEWICZ, Piotr 1 3 3 3 10
    16th LINDGREN, Fredrik - - 7 - 7
    17th KASPRZAK, Krzysztof - 6 - - 6
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    Saturday, June 19, 2004

    The rules according to blokes.

    No doubt anybody reading this who has ever attended an office for whatever reason has seen a copy of the many different variations on 'The Rules' stuck up on a wall somewhere by the office funny lady; you know the one. She's the one with the coffee cup that has "You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!" printed on it. The same woman who decided that the office Christmas party should have a "Titanic" fancy dress theme. The same one who enforces Red Nose Day.
    'The Rules' are all variations on the theme of "Rule no. 1: the woman is always right. Rule no. 2: If, for any reason, the woman is wrong, refer to rule no. 1!" Well , in the latest newsletter from the Veteran Speedway Riders Association, which arrived in the mail yesterday, a set of rules from the male viewpoint has finally been published. I will repeat them here in full:
    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
    1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
    1. Crying is blackmail.
    1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
    1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what you're girlfriends are for.
    1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
    1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know how to do it, just do it yourself.
    1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.
    1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
    1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
    1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, sport or cars.
    1. You have enough clothes.
    1. You have too many shoes.
    1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
    1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know. I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that. It's like camping.

    No, I don't know why they're all numbered '1'.

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